Lyrics:
"My Cat, she hates Christmas
An obvious fact
You can tell that it's true
By the way she will act
An obvious fact
You can tell that it's true
By the way she will act
She hates it so much
And I don't mean to boast
But if yours hates it too
Then mine hates it the most!
And I don't mean to boast
But if yours hates it too
Then mine hates it the most!
She thinks she's so clever
To avoid altercations
She'll wait 'til I'm gone
To break my decorations
To avoid altercations
She'll wait 'til I'm gone
To break my decorations
If ever I cover
My things with fake snow
She'll quickly decide
That it all has to go
My things with fake snow
She'll quickly decide
That it all has to go
She'll knock the tree over
To crash on the floor
I'll pick it back up
but she'll do it once more!
To crash on the floor
I'll pick it back up
but she'll do it once more!
She'll break all the jingle bells
So they won't ring
Then meow at the carolers
When they try to sing
So they won't ring
Then meow at the carolers
When they try to sing
Her litter box kills
All Christmassy whiffs
She'll claw at the presents
To expose all the gifts
All Christmassy whiffs
She'll claw at the presents
To expose all the gifts
She sheds all December
And never will care
If my mug of eggnog
Gets covered in hair
And never will care
If my mug of eggnog
Gets covered in hair
I look at her strange
She looks at me stranger
As she lays atop
The nativity manger
She looks at me stranger
As she lays atop
The nativity manger
But come Christmas morning
She'll bolt to the tree
And sniff at the gifts, asking
"Which one's for me?"
She'll bolt to the tree
And sniff at the gifts, asking
"Which one's for me?"
And when she finds hers
It brings her such joy
To find 12 cans of tuna
And new catnip toy
It brings her such joy
To find 12 cans of tuna
And new catnip toy
She'll eat all the tuna
And then she will play
With her new catnip toy
For the rest of the day
And then she will play
With her new catnip toy
For the rest of the day
She doesn't hate Christmas!
That's easy to see!
But if she doesn't hate Christmas
...She must just hate me!"
That's easy to see!
But if she doesn't hate Christmas
...She must just hate me!"
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